For Your Eyes Only

Austin Bachelor Weekend

Agent Francis has accepted his final assignment: matrimony. Before he goes under deep cover — one last mission in Texas. Shaken, not stirred.

Sept 4 – 6, 2026 · Austin, TX
▼ mission briefing below ▼
Mission Itinerary

Friday

Dress: Business Casual
Sept 4 · Insertion
ALL DAY
Agents arrive in Austin Everyone flies in. Check in at the safehouse after 4:00 PM, drop your gear, claim a bedroom — Francis gets the king.
10:00 PM
Rendezvous — Here Nor There The mission opens at the speakeasy. Hidden door, dim lights, strong drinks. Don't be late, agents.
LATE
Night Mission №1 Details transmitted after dark. Stay alert.
Fire pit in the shaded backyard The Fire Pit Council
Speakeasy bar The Speakeasy

Saturday

Dress: Cowboy Hats
Sept 5 · The Operation
10:00 AM
Breakfast tacos & regroup Recovery rations. Austin does breakfast tacos like nowhere else.
12:00 PM
Boat day — Lake Travis Aquatic operations. Sun, water, questionable steering. Sunscreen is standard-issue equipment.
5:00 PM
Suit up Cowboy hats on. Look sharp — tonight is the operation.
6:30 PM
Party bus departs Armored transport to the evening's objectives.
8:00 PM
Dinner at Mattie's A fancier affair on a historic South Austin estate. Reservation intel (Resy) · Coordinates (Map)
10:00 PM
The Bachelor Games — bar crawl One bar, one game, one trial at a time. Francis plays every station to earn his license to wed. Night Mission №2 in effect.
Boat on the water Aquatic Ops · Lake Travis
Confetti at a night party Night Mission №2

Sunday

Dress: Survivor's Choice
Sept 6 · Extraction
9:00 AM
Breakfast & debrief Final meal. What happened in Austin stays in the file.
11:00 AM
Checkout — the unit scatters Hard deadline from the host. Wheels up, agents.
Speak Now
Got a problem with the plan? If anything doesn't work for you — timing, itinerary, anything — report it now so alternatives can be arranged. Silence is agreement. After that, the mission is locked.
The Safehouse
Modern house exterior in South Austin HQ · South Austin · SoCo
Agent
Francis — codename: The Groom. Charming. Dangerous on a dance floor.
Location
Modern luxury home, South Austin — walking distance to the SoCo strip, 7 min to downtown
Specs
3,000+ sq ft · 5 bedrooms · 5 beds (king, 3 queens, 2 twins) · 5.5 baths
Assets
Cowboy pool · fire pit · hammock · shaded yard · chef's kitchen · fast internet
Check-in
Friday, Sept 4 — after 4:00 PM
Checkout
Sunday, Sept 6 — by 11:00 AM
Intel
★ 4.89 · Superhost · guest favorite. Exterior cameras on premises — behave outside, agents.
Status
Secured. No loose ends.
Join the Trip → View the Listing

Joining the trip gets you check-in details, group messages, and the rest of the intel. Do it now, agent.

Inside
Living room with media wall The Situation Room
Second living room with leather sofa The Lounge
Chef's kitchen with large island The Chef's Kitchen
Dining area The Briefing Table
Kitchen island with bar stools The Island Bar
Grounds
Cowboy pool with hammock and hanging chair The Cowboy Pool
Fire pit with chairs in shaded yard The Fire Pit
Covered patio lounge The Patio
Screened porch with seating The Observation Deck
Backyard dining under the trees The Shaded Yard
Sleeping Quarters
Bedroom 1 with king bed BR 1 · King · The Groom's
Bedroom 2 with queen bed BR 2 · Queen
Bedroom 3 with queen bed BR 3 · Queen
Bedroom 4 with two twin beds BR 4 · Two Twins
Bedroom 5 with canopy bed BR 5 · Canopy Queen
Marble bathroom with freestanding tub The Marble Bath · ×5.5
Speak Now
Got a problem with the safehouse? If the place doesn't work for you — dates, layout, anything — report it now so another location can be lined up. Silence is agreement. After that, the mission is locked.
The Armory · Official Issue

Standard-issue equipment for Francis' Bachelor Party, 2026. Every agent needs a uniform. Ordering channel opens soon — gear up.

The Francis Collection
Francis crest crewneck sweatshirt Crest Crewneck · Navy/Black · S–2XL
Francis crest hoodie Crest Hoodie · Navy/Black · S–2XL
Francis crest swim trunks Aquatic Ops Trunks · S–2XL
Francis crest tough phone case Tough Phone Case · iPhone & Galaxy
Francis crest can cooler Can Cooler · Field Issue
Francis crest bottle opener Bottle Opener · Standard Issue
Francis crest double-sided keychain Badge Keychain · Double-Sided
Operation: Austin Line
Operation Austin heavyweight tee mockup The Heavyweight Tee · S–3XL
Operation Austin distressed dad hat mockup The Dad Hat · Black or Khaki
How to requisition gear: the armory's ordering channel is being established. Sizes and requests go to Kevin for now — speak up in the group chat.